𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 Sloppy Pu*ssy Martini? 💥🍸
Velvety, vibrant, and citrus-kissed—Italian sunshine in a glass.
This isn’t your grandma’s cocktail (unless your grandma’s fabulous and owns a velvet chaise lounge). 😏 The Sloppy Pu*ssy is a bold, creamy martini with the zesty brightness of Italian limoncello and the smooth richness of vanilla vodka. Topped with a kiss of lemon zest, it’s sweet, tangy, and oh-so-decadent.
Whether you’re shaking this up for girls’ night, a cheeky dinner party, or just because you’re feeling a little extra — this cocktail will get people talking. 💋
🍋 Ingredients
To make this creamy citrus dream, you’ll need:
1 oz limoncello 🍋
1 oz vanilla vodka 🍦
1 oz cream or half & half 🥛
1/2 oz fresh lemon juice 🍋
1/2 oz simple syrup 🍯
Ice 🧊
Lemon zest for garnish 🍋
🍸 How to Make the Sloppy Pu*ssy Martini
1️⃣ Shake It Up
In a cocktail shaker, add the limoncello, vanilla vodka, cream (or half & half), lemon juice, simple syrup, and a generous scoop of ice. Shake it like you mean it — about 20 seconds until it’s frothy and cold.
2️⃣ Strain
Strain the mixture into a chilled martini or coupe glass. That silky smooth texture? Chef’s kiss. 👄
3️⃣ Garnish
Top with fresh lemon zest to bring out the citrusy aroma and give the drink an elegant finish.
💋 Why You’ll Love This Cocktail
Creamy & Citrusy: The rich cream balances the tart lemon perfectly.
Sophisticated but Fun: It’s flirty, indulgent, and always a conversation starter.
Easy to Make: Just shake, strain, and serve. No fancy equipment needed.
𝐘𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 Italian-Inspired Cocktail?
Let’s be real — the name alone is enough to get attention, but the flavor? That’s what seals the deal. If you’re into limoncello and velvety textures with a citrus kick, this drink is gonna be your new go-to.
Tell us in the comments — are you bold enough to order this at a bar? 👀🍸
🧠 Tips for the Perfect Pour
Use chilled glasses for the smoothest experience. Pop them in the freezer before you start mixing.
Go fresh: Fresh lemon juice is key — bottled juice won’t give you the same brightness.
Shake hard! The frothier, the better. You want it silky.
𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 boring martinis?
We didn’t think so. 😉 Swap out your basic vodka or lemon drop for something that packs a punch with a playful name to match. You’ll be the star of any cocktail party.
🥂 Pair It With…
A slice of lemon cheesecake 🍰
A salty charcuterie board 🧀
Late-night gossip with your besties 💬
𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒?
Do you sip it slow or toss it back? Add whipped cream or keep it zesty? Tag us in your best version of the Sloppy Pu*ssy and we’ll share it on our socials! 😍