🍋 Make Me Squirt
A sweet, creamy cloud of lemon bliss—refreshingly smooth with a touch of candy.
💛 A Cocktail That Winks While It Works
Flirty, creamy, and citrus-bright, the Make Me Squirt cocktail delivers a sensual dessert-like experience in a glass. Blending zesty lemon with smooth vanilla and luscious whipped cream notes, it’s a perfect balance of rich yet light—a liquid lemon meringue kiss finishing like silk.
Whether it’s for a playful girls’ night, a date with sass, or simply to sip something fun, this martini-style drink serves up all the charm.
🍸 Ingredients (Serves 1)
🍋 The Liquid Lineup:
1 oz vanilla vodka – rich with cake-like vanilla notes
1 oz limoncello – sweet Italian lemon liqueur for bright zest
1 oz whipped cream liqueur (e.g., RumChata) – creamy vanilla twist
½ oz fresh lemon juice – adds a refreshing citrus brightness
½ oz simple syrup – smooths and balances all flavors
Ice – for shaking
✨ Garnish:
Candied lemon slice (or lemon twist, sugar rim, or edible glitter if feeling extra)
🧊 Instructions
Shake Things Up
Fill a shaker with ice, then add:
vanilla vodka, limoncello, whipped cream liqueur, lemon juice, simple syrup.
Shake vigorously for 15–20 seconds until well chilled and slightly frothy.
Pro tip: A longer shake helps emulsify the cream liqueur for a smoother pour.
Strain With Style
Strain into a chilled martini or coupe glass. You’ll get a soft pastel yellow cocktail that looks like a lemon cloud.
Garnish Like a Tease
Add a candied lemon slice on the rim or float it on top. For flair, try a sugar rim, edible glitter, or a curled lemon twist around the stem.
🌟 Flavor Profile
Sweet & citrusy from limoncello and fresh lemon
Velvety creaminess from the whipped cream liqueur
A lemon-drop meets meringue texture
Like a grown-up lemon Starburst — but better
🍸 Why You’ll Love It
Perfect balance of tart and sweet
Creamy but light
Beautiful presentation
Simple with common bar staples
Versatile for before or after dinner
💋 When to Serve
Girls’ night in
Bachelorette parties
Bougie brunches
Dessert alternative
Pride events
Any night needing a little extra fun
🔁 Variations & Upgrades
On the Rocks: Serve over crushed ice in a lowball glass for a refreshing twist.
Frozen Dessert: Blend with ice and vanilla sorbet for a boozy lemon milkshake.
Sweet Rim Swap: Use lemon sugar or crushed lemon candy for a dessert-worthy rim.
Toasted Garnish: Top with a bit of meringue and lightly torch for a brûlée effect.
📸 Presentation Tips
Serve in a chilled coupe or martini glass
Bright lighting to highlight soft lemon color
Use pastel or pale backgrounds for dreamy photos
Add playful cocktail picks or stirrers
📝 Printable Recipe Card
Make Me Squirt — Creamy Lemon Martini
Ingredients:
1 oz vanilla vodka
1 oz limoncello
1 oz whipped cream liqueur
½ oz fresh lemon juice
½ oz simple syrup
Ice
Garnish: candied lemon slice or lemon twist
Instructions:
Shake all ingredients with ice until smooth and chilled.
Strain into a chilled martini glass.
Garnish and serve with a smirk.
🥂 Final Thoughts
Make Me Squirt is playful, luscious, and totally addictive. It proves a cocktail can be cheeky and polished all at once. Silky, lemony, and smooth—sip slow, smile fast.
Pour it up, clink glasses, and let the fun begin.